Top 15 Britney Songs

As a blossoming little queen from the 90's any other gay guy can agree with me that Britney Spears (besides in the years of 2005-07) is just great. Ever since age six, I have watched her evolve from a cute little sweet sixteen school girl who also works as a waitress with Sabrina the Teenage Witch & the guy from Entourage and likes to fall in love with her cousin to a sexy sultry late teen who was at an age that should be awkward, the stage of not a girl not yet a woman, but definitely was a cause for my first boners, to a bald hot mess who enjoyed carrying umbrellas and have asshole husbands, but has now redeemed herself to the highest expectations and is now fully respected back into society with her gorgeous self. An although I am exactly a month late (last month being her 30th bday) I would like to name her top 15 best songs. Obviously. Enjoy and comment!

15.  My Prerogative

Although it was originally sung by Bobby Brown, Brit's take makes a little more sense. Especially since this was the time when people started saying she was crazy. Obviously she really don't care. An I don't either

14. Circus

There's only 2 types of people in the world. The ones that love this song, and idiots. 

13. Overprotected

Nice outfit...

12. Hold It Against Me

Although I think this is her worst video, this song is number 3 in my top 25 most played for a reason.

11. Stronger

Best song on the cd.

10. Oops! ...I Did It Again

made me want to own a rubber one piece.

9. Everytime

Ballads aren't really Britney's thing but this is one of the biggest heart crushers

8. Break the Ice

Only amazing song off of this CD

7. Womanizer

Because who doesn't fantasize about being in the shower with that guy?

6. (You Drive Me) Crazy

No, what DID drive me crazy was that this version wasn't on the CD

5. Till The World Ends

 This song better be playing next New Years

4. Toxic

Ok...sexy flight attendant, body covered in crystals, and dressing like Black Widow? Thank You Britney for making middle school ok. 

3. I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

I think we all feel like this sometime in our lives, and if you never have, your either 14 or have no soul

2.  …Baby One More Time

Who didn't break their CDs listening to this too much? P.s. mastered the pencil tapping in 2nd grade.

1. I’m A Slave 4 U

Hottest, Sexiest, Funnest, Melodious, this song has it all. This is Britney's "Like A Virgin"...without kissing Madonna...