Last night I got incredibly drunk for my friend Lauren's Birthday and we went to our regular place in Chelsea that is surprisingly not gay. So we're all drinking having a good time, especially me with my 4 Jack and Cokes and grilled cheese. Towards the end of the night we were taking pictures and then out of nowhere some toothless woman was I think making fun of us but it was a little hard to understand her with only one front tooth. Then she started petting me like on of her 34 predictable cats and that's when the fun began...
