A Virgin Who Can't Drive

I don't understand how you could walk this streets let alone this world. Like this one girl in my art class from Russia named Oksana, who is like a mythical human being based on her life expiereinces similar to a 12 year old boy. Although she has a love for the women, she has never seen a vagina. She's seen a penis but freaked out, so we know she is definitely a Leslie or just stupid. So she's a virgin, she's never smoked pot, she never taken an aderol, she actually LIKES our art class with our heinous and creepy professor, and worse of all....she's a vegetarian....I don't know how this girl is alive but God Bless Her, God Bless us EVERYONE except for Donald Trump.